James Gordon; Commissioner Gotham PD

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

Go for it.

Yes! *grabs the muffin and starts eating it*

-sips scotch and rubs forehead-

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

Nah, I’m fine. Thanks. I think I’m going to finish this and head to bed.

Alright *smiles and rubs her belly* ….You gonna eat that muffin? My kid’s hungry.

Go for it.

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

-takes a slow sip and smiles- Thank you… really.

*shrugs* You’re a friend and you needed it. Anything else I can get you?

Nah, I’m fine. Thanks. I think I’m going to finish this and head to bed.

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

-nods and sits down in recliner, going all the way back and closes eyes-

ooc: do we have a Gambit or Nightcrawler?

*gets him a drink and sits down across from him* Better?

ooc: No we do not.

-takes a slow sip and smiles- Thank you… really.

Maybe we should all chip in and get Tony a vasectomy?

black-widow:

Birthday present. 

Here’s $500

(Source: downinthedeadpool)

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

I never liked that wall anyway.

Maybe you should sit down and have a drink, ya know? To relax a little?

-nods and sits down in recliner, going all the way back and closes eyes-

ooc: do we have a Gambit or Nightcrawler?

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

-punches hole in the wall- Great. Just great.

*eyes widen* Uhhh….Sorry for asking….

I never liked that wall anyway.

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

Dunno.

Well, that’s helpful…Oh! How are you doing with the whole…Wife thing?

-punches hole in the wall- Great. Just great.

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

No, because I just feel like it.

Oh. I was gonna say…And why do you feel like it?

Dunno.

purplehazevillain:

ihateitwhenhedoesthat:

I feel like punching someone..

Why? Because you didn’t get me pregnant?

No, because I just feel like it.